just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

(via danradcliffs)

aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

(via helioscentrifuge)

howyoudoinbabyfromyou:

Me: *listening to music on laptop*

Straight Friend: "so whatcha listening to? hardcore metal, bro? classic rock?"

Me: *nervous sweats*

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"yeah totally"

(via nattdormer)

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2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via handjob)